the forest of talking trees


Chloé Denice / 24 / Los Angeles


The results of a few terrible nights

I had to leave my bike at the bar because I was too drunk to function, hahaha. Life.

I am currently very drunk, hello.

Anonymous asks: youre so fucking annoying!!!1!

Hey, there’s no need for that. Just kindly hit the unfollow button and move on about your day. x

While waiting for Z…

Anonymous asks: how did you get your theme to be infinite scroll??? i have the same theme and i want it to be infinite so badly :-(

Oh! If you google just that, it should come up. There should be a website that provides you with the exact HTML coding for infinite scroll. Once you obtain the code, paste it in your description and voilà, you now have infinite scroll. :)

My best friend, B, is a professional figure skater and has been gone since late February doing shows on a cruise ship. Due to lack of service and expensive wifi on the ship, we’re only allowed to talk a few hours every 9 days (though, sometimes I miss those calls and we’re left not talking for weeks). She doesn’t return until mid October and we’ve been missing each other so so much.
So, this past Sunday she offered to cover my expenses to go on a 9 night cruise with her in exactly one month from today! I get to see my best friend for 9 nights on a Bermuda/Caribbean cruise! Goodness, how wonderful is my B? I can’t even articulate the right words for how happy/excited/thankful/blessed I am about this! We’ve been doing our little happy dance since! 
See you in 31 days, B! x

My best friend, B, is a professional figure skater and has been gone since late February doing shows on a cruise ship. Due to lack of service and expensive wifi on the ship, we’re only allowed to talk a few hours every 9 days (though, sometimes I miss those calls and we’re left not talking for weeks). She doesn’t return until mid October and we’ve been missing each other so so much.

So, this past Sunday she offered to cover my expenses to go on a 9 night cruise with her in exactly one month from today! I get to see my best friend for 9 nights on a Bermuda/Caribbean cruise! Goodness, how wonderful is my B? I can’t even articulate the right words for how happy/excited/thankful/blessed I am about this! We’ve been doing our little happy dance since! 

See you in 31 days, B! x

I am going to name my next pet Sparky Polastri. 

Anonymous asks: you have instagram?

I do, I do! You can follow me if you’d like: @chloedenice

Dirt kissed palms

Anonymous asks: You have to use state issued post cards! I'm sorry to hear about your friend my best friends going through the same thing

I think the reason why it wasn’t delivered to my friend was because of the taped flower. State issued postcards aren’t required, I’m sure, since I’ve sent her letters before which she’s received. But thank you for trying to help, I appreciate it. And I’m sorry to hear about your best friend, too. Hope they’re hanging in there. x

I sent this weeks ago to a beautiful friend who is doing jail time. It upsets me to know she never received it.

I sent this weeks ago to a beautiful friend who is doing jail time. It upsets me to know she never received it.

I just burst into tears over something as stupid as not feeling enough of a lesbian. I often fear I will never meet a lover because I’m lacking outer gayness. As in, I don’t look at all like a lesbian. And I understand that lesbians don’t all present themselves in a stereotypical way, but I’ve been told that I give off a “straight vibe” from various lesbians. I think that’s why I’ve started wearing my rainbow bracelet in hopes that it will attract lesbians my direction. I feel so pathetic, ugh.